Wednesday, Feb. 18, 2004 - 6:18 pm
Um... I'm sorry.
This relationship just isn't working for me.
I'm at www.dailypreciousness.org now. So change that bookmark.
I had not ONE, not TWO, but FIVE of those on my old, worn-out vocabuJeffrey page in '01~! (Scroll down for words.)
And the Post calls itself a newspaper! HA!
giraffiti - Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
ignoranus - A guy who's not only stupid, but an a**hole.
reintarnation - Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
sarchasm - The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the reader who doesn't get it.
Inoculatte - to take coffee intravenously, to drink copious amounts of it.
That style invitational is usually funny, but this selection is -- well -- not-so-fresh. They need to raise their standards a little, doncha think?!?
1. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you
realize it was your money to start with.
2. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
3. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright
ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign
of breaking down in the near future.
4. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of
getting laid.
5. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject
financially impotent for an indefinite period.
6. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
7. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person
who doesn't get it.
8. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
9. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.
10. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)
11. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really
bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a
serious bummer.
12. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming
only things that are good for you.
13. Glibido: All talk and no action.
14. Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they
come at you rapidly.
15. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've
accidentally walked through a spider web.
16. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your
bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.
17. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a grub in the
fruit you're eating. And the pick of the literature:
18. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an ass.
