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Wednesday, Aug. 06, 2003 - 3:00 pm Um... I'm sorry. This relationship just isn't working for me. I'm at www.dailypreciousness.org now. So change that bookmark. God went to beauty school He went there to learn how to give a good perm and ended up just crazy about nails. So He opened up His own shop. "Nails by Jim" He called it. He was afraid to call it Nails by God. He was sure people would think He was being disrespectful and using his own name in vain and nobody would tip. He got into nails, of course, because He’d always loved hands – hands were some of the best things He’d ever done and this way He could just hold one in His and admire those delicate bones just above the knuckles, delicate as birds’ wings and after He’d done that awhile, He could paint all the nails any color He wanted then say, "Beautiful," and mean it. (From _God went to beauty school_ by Cynthia Rylant.) I love this poem because it's so simple and direct. What a great premise! I think God should definitely go to Shopper's Food Warehouse and battle to get in the 20-items-or-less line. That would be great. After he gets the double-wide, of course.
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